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Burgundy split king sheets often slip off the mattress while you're sleeping and can be a hassle to put on, even when you've got the right size. To solve this problem, we've designed ours with extra deep pockets that fit mattresses 18”–24” deep, making it easy to put them on - even with a mattress topper. The elastic edges also hug the mattress securely.

Unlike cheap burgundy split king sheets that are too thin, ours are made of premium quality, double brushed fabric that's built to last. They're machine washable and specially treated to prevent tears, shrinkage, and wrinkles.

Many brands claim their sheets are soft, but they can feel rough and starchy against the skin. We hand-select our super soft deep pocket fitted sheets to ensure they're premium quality and gentle on the skin. They'll only get softer and more luxurious with each wash.

Our deep pocket split king fitted sheet is designed for a comfortable night's sleep. You can trust it's durable and made with gentle, premium dye. We're committed to providing premium, ultra-soft bed sheets at an affordable price, so you can get a great night's sleep without breaking the bank.